Sunday, February 27, 2005

...and the Winner IS... 

Oscar anticipation amped up as the Golden Raspberry awards were announced last night in Los Angeles. Big winners Halle Berry and George W. Bush had divergent approaches to their victories in major categories. Ms. Berry accepted her award in mock tears, citing her stupefying performance in Catwoman as being, “just what my career needed - I was at the top and now I'm at the bottom."

President Bush, whose dual Fahrenheit 911 victories in the worst actor and worst screen couple categories (shared with “either Condoleeza Rice or My Pet Goat”) outstripped even Berry’s worst actress honors, did not appear. For that matter, neither did fellow Fahrenheit 911 victors Donald Rumsfeld or Britney Spears, both winners in the worst supporting categories.

Big shout out to the winners! Bring on the popcorn and let’s hope for write-ins tonight at Oscar’s party.

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